Crap Game, Don’t Play

A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to:Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenesA broken, utterly useless user interfaceMind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your timeOut-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokesAnnoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut upA ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narratorsConvinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you.In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else.Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash.Do NOT play.