Looking For Waifu

😼 LOOKING FOR WAIFUYou’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one.Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU.💗You climb for love.You fall for content. You play because you hate yourself.LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day.🧱 What is this nonsense?🧍‍♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat.📦 The world is stacked with random trash from the internet.💔 You fall once = cry.🤡 You fall twice = uninstall.🧎 You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist.🔥 Features (probably):🚫 No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering.🧠 Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull.🐈 Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate.🗿 Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma.🎙️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem.🚀 Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine.⚠️ WARNING:May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall.Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.